I REALLY wish I'd taken pictures to document the disarray of my house when I got home. Then, maybe Jesse would feel h-o-r-r-i-b-l-e for leaving me with such a mess! On the same note, I don't want to relive that mess!
After a sucks-less kinda day, soccer practice sucked more. The girls just didn't care and were soooo mouthy. To make things worse, I had to hang out for 30 minutes after school waiting on kiddos' rides to show! So I roll into the garage around 7:30 (boo!). I noticed that Percy and Toby's faces weren't smushed into the [locked] doggie door; that should've tipped me off right away.
I walk into a 76 degree house--no windows open, no fans turning. UGH! Upon entering the hallway I find a trail of calculator pieces (yes, this IS the third one that's been destroyed) leading into the den.
TIP: Don't feed your pugs calculators. They cause diarrhea. gross.
ANOTHER Pilot G2 had bitten the dust. Checkbook chewed. Stamps licked. Notebook paper shredded. Allison pissed.
Dear Jesse, PLEASE puppy-proof before you leave. Especially when I won't be home until late! I don't care if that scary s-n-a-k-e is still in the backyard or not! Percy and Toby are staying outside tonight.
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